Well, here is the answer to the Sarah Palin mystery in song: "The Clampets, The Palins... The Oil!" (sung to the tune of the long running hit show "The Beverly Hillbillies"):
Lemme tell you all a story 'bout a man named Todd,
Whose wife came out of no where...
And his family's sorta odd.
Indeed she is attractive,
And can sure 'dress-out' a moose...
But her value to this ticket
Is her State's bubbling crude.
Oil that is. Black gold. Alaskan tea!
Well the next thing you know,
Old Sarah's tapped for Veep,
With of all her family's "baggage"
She's still headed for DC
This young (granny Clampet),
With her guns, bible and all
Will help McCain "whup"
Barack Obama come this Fall.
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LOL.. just read your post over at TRBO &
had to come here and say "great song"!!
i give it a woot, hoot, & (thumbsup)!!
i'm now going to link it at Gateway
Pundit so all can "sing a-long".. :D
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oops, didn't notice you made a slight error..
re: With of all her family's "baggage"
shouldn't that be all of??
but no biggie.. i make the same
typo's sometimes, we all do.. :)
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